So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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