I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Randomize
