My room smells like vodka and shame
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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