he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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