Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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