you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I deserve this hangover.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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