Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
please don't ironically join a cult
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