omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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