i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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