this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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