Sponge bath it is.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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