If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Randomize
