oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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