I'm eating all of the evidence.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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