is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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