I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Mom said you looked used
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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