i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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