Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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