Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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