Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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