come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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