Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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