somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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