We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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