i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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