I can tuck mytits in my pants
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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