I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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