We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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