She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My vagina just recognized that song.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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