I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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