Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
