i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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