Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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