I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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