Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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