How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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