I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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