Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
