Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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