I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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