you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
is it fun? or sober?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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