I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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