I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize
