Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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