Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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