i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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