How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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