i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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