stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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