I just saw a hot homeless man
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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