i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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