if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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