my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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